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How I would fix this movie
by Janet S. Tiger
***Warning - if you haven't seen the movies discussed here, and you don't want to know the plot twists/endings, stop now! 
 
This page will be a little different than the rest of this website, but since I have the room, I finally can tell the world how some of the movies I see could be improved.

Everyone knows what I'm talking about - you see a movie and it's almost good - with just a little tweek here and there it might even be great.  So I'm going to tell you what I think could be improved on movies I have seen -if you want to comment, please contact me at tigerteam1@gmail.com.

I'm going to start with one I just saw, and add to this page as I see new movies and/or remember movies I have seen and wished had been better.  If anyone reads this and wants to add to it, just e-mail tigerteam1@gmail.com.

JERSEY GIRL - This was a nice little movie, starting with a fairly common device - a person(in this case, the 7year-old girl) reading an essay about her family to the class.  As we hear the words, we see what happened.  Which in some cases was much different than the words we hear.  The movie had a lot of funny parts, definitely not a movie for kids, but adults.  But at the end, actually close to the last third, the device disappears - completely!  To make this a better movie, I say fix that missing device, put in a moment or two with the girl reading something that ties it all together, closes the loop.  Result, a much better movie.


A WALK TO REMEMBER-  This stars Mandy Moore, and I was very surprised at what an attention-holding movie this is - good for people of all ages, even my 11-year-old liked it, and my husband, which is a wide range indeed.  What was wrong with it? Not the acting - real people and real situations.  The plot worked consistently through to the end.  (I will not discuss plot as any mention gives away some of it.)   Only one problem - THE TITLE!  What does this title mean?  I've now watched this movie several times and have no idea what this 'walk to remember' refers to - if someone knows, please enlighten me!  Outside of a title you can't remember, I doubt if I will forget this film.


JESUS IS MAGIC-  Maybe Jesus is, but Sarah Silverman is not always.  When she hits it, she has potential.  But she needs a good editor - someone who can pull her away from the edge before she goes over.  Maybe she wants to be marginal - loved by a small group rather than a large one.  If she wants to be a superpower, she will need to know the difference between cutting edge , and cutting off her nose to spite her face.  I am not squeamish, nor is my son, but both of us went -uggh at some of her stuff.  The question for her is - 'how big do you want to be?'  Good luck.


NATIONAL TREASURE - This was a fun movie that kids could watch and adults can enjoy.  There was nothing embarassing and in today's world of movies, that says a lot - but I have an idea for the end that I think would have brought this from 'fun movie' into the level of RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK.

When they find the treasure, it is a great moment - but I think it could have been more effective if there was a huge room that had obviously been filled with treasure, and now all that's left is say, one bunch of stuff in the corner of the room.  And on a table, there are books, and they see that, throughout the generations, the treasures had been used to keep freedom and democracy alive.  There could be entries from Benjamin Franklin during the Revolutionary War indicating that some of the greatest treasures had been sold to win the war against England.  Perhaps some great antiquities had been sold to finance the Louisiana Purchase, Alaska, etc.  And the Civil War drained a lot, too, and the final words in the book - It was all spent, because -freedom isn't free. (or something similarly corny)

This would also have allowed for a great lead in to sequels - as they look for some of the treasures by following the clues in the records left behind.   Like RAIDERS, a link to the past and future all at the same time.  Plus there are still treasures - a win-win.



CONTACT - a good movie, until the end!  Take the end and cut 2/3 of it after she wakes up in the time-travel device.  This would make this a great movie, instead of a good movie with a weak end. 

DEVIL WORE PRADA-  Meryl Streep is always effective, to quote an old line- 'she could make the phone book fascinating' -but the rest of the movie took the fashion field and made it boring.  I can't believe that with all the people in that industry that none of them have any interesting quirks!   The clothes and shoes were beautiful, but even fashion shows don't last  almost two hours for an important reason - no one would stay!

 How to fix this movie - start over, with characters that are developed to have more than one dimension (only Emily Blunt's had two and sometimes three)

CLICK - At the risk of bucking the crowd, I think CLICK needed work - Sandler's character was just too mean for me.  An obvious WONDERFUL LIFE take-off, Sandler tries to be Jimmy Stewart, but Stewart might have yelled at his kids, but never destroyed them the way Sandler's ridicule did.  And Sandler did the same with his Dad and others.  Had this been better, I think he would have qualified for Academy Award time.